Science Says You Must Give a Blowjob!

I find it sad that in the current year people are still walking around denying science. These idiots use microwaves, airplanes, cellphones, etc. But when it comes to inconvenient things that science says they are not down to support it.

I mean first of all. What is the mouth used for? That is right blowjobs! Biology deniers want to claim that the penis does not fit there, but it clearly does. How else do you plan to stimulate the penis. This is natures most effective way of doing so. And if you don’t want to give blowjobs you are denying all this science.

What about the study which PROVED that giving blowjobs may contribute to saving the planet from the impending doom that is vaguely around the corner. Oh man, you will not even be able to comprehend all the bad stuff coming. I mean come on 97% of scientists agree. But these science deniers don’t want to do anything about it. They have prevented all the blowjob subsidies and regulations mandating blowjobs from being passed. These may actually save the world, but these selfish pricks refuse to do anything about it.

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